The most carefully crafted warning that I have ever read in the beginning of any book is this:
"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted;
"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted;
persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished;
persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot".
Written by Mark Twain in the opening pages of Huckleberry Finn.
Written by Mark Twain in the opening pages of Huckleberry Finn.
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